Excuse me, sir, but there's a Pegasus humping a unicorn on your back...

Have you ever had moments where you’re lounging in your La-Z-Boy recliner and quaffing a refreshing glass of Riunite on ice, and suddenly think to yourself how much more complete your life would be if you had a tattoo of Hulk Hogan wrestling a Sasquatch? Yeah, me neither. >.> In my latest release, Naughty Girls Do, the hero owns a tattoo parlor, so I thought it’d be fun to waste time gather important research materials by Googling the interwebs for some of the *ahem* creative designs folks have come up with for inking their skin.

In no particular order, I give you my top 8 discoveries. You’re welcome.

1)    Tried by a jury of hotdogs, and found guilty of being delicious. They threw the book at him, along with several packages of mustard. http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqr2x1y2ym1r1iemyo1_250.jpg

2)    Speaking of Judging... http://www.tattooset.com/images/tattoo/2012/04/05/1686-worst-tattoos-ever_large.jpg

3)    Does Rainbow Brite know what her pets have been up to? O_O http://www.dontpaniconline.com/media/magazine/660x420/017522a229c77d422318fe530d8b7874.jpg

4)    Abraham Cyborg Lincoln: Vampire Hunter http://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/abe-borg-hamlincoln-484x800.jpg

5)    The Girafro http://dennishickmantattooer.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/skulloctopusmarylonmonroeportraitgiraffegirlheadrose-017.jpg

6)    Spocktapus http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/0c/90/f1/0c90f1e485ee1d01d1e259da6e4c5e3f.jpg

7)    Have you seen this cat? He’s a gentleman and a scholar, and enjoys wearing top hats.   http://i.imgur.com/ToNmXSV.jpg

8)    And because this list wouldn’t be complete without the requisite Darth Vader and Winnie the Pooh tat... http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Darth-Pooh.jpg

Now it’s your turn! Do you have or would you ever consider getting a tattoo? If so, what would it be? Leave your answer in the comments and you’ll be entered to win a digital copy of Naughty Girls Do. Contest is open to all, but closes at Midnight on Wednesday, June 11th. Good luck!

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Lexie Winters is on a mission—to lose her good girl image and tempt resident bad boy, Ash Bodry, into her bed. Tired of being treated like his kid sister, it’s past time for her to play dirty. She has her work cut out for her though when it comes to the sinfully sexy yet incredibly frustrating man.

As far as Ash is concerned, Lexie is strictly off limits. Not only are they friends, her dad just happens to be the sheriff, and years ago the man steered Ash away from a life of crime. No way is he repaying that favor by giving into his wicked fantasies of Lexie. But when the little vixen strolls into his tattoo parlor and requests a very naughty piercing, Ash’s honorable intentions are tested to their limits.

Now that Lexie’s hammered the first chink in Ash’s defenses, and he’s sweating bullets, there’s no chance in hell she’s settling for his hands off policy. Even if it means some flirty strip tease action and late night skinny dipping to convince him that this newfound naughty girl will do whatever it takes to get her man.

Break out the fireworks and get ready to kick off your summer with this HOT new collection of stories. Naughty Girls Do is part of the Red Hot and BOOM multi-author series (stands alone for reading enjoyment)