It's Release Week!

Only 5 days until Curved Lines releases! WOOHOO!!! How excited by this am I, you ask? Well, I'm quite possibly as thrilled as a family of campers rockin' their Snuggies.

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So anywho...some important stuff to know. First of all, have you scored a copy of this must have box set of the summer? Right now you can grab it for 99 cents. That price will be going up shortly after release. And because I'm the helpful sort, I've got some handy-dandy links to give your one-click finger a workout:
Amazon: http://amzn.to/23gQXu0
IBooks: http://apple.co/1Olgb7G
Kobo: http://bit.ly/1ULyQbM
B&N: http://bit.ly/25UTLlB
Google Play: http://bit.ly/1XWTM45
All Romance: http://bit.ly/1Qcgpyr
Amazon http://amzn.to/1Or8Gfl
Amazon UK http://amzn.to/25YSeuS
Amazon CA http://amzn.to/1Ue7oGN
Amazon AU http://amzn.to/1Ue7oGN

We're also throwing a party on release day! Join us July 22 for some tasty teasers, games, and a smorgasbord of prizes. If you're on FB you can click "join" right here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1251764024843270/

We'd love to see you there!

 

Kink, Curves, Eye Candy...and Unicorn Sex

If you follow me on Facebook or Twitter, you might have heard me talk about the upcoming box set I'm participating in with nine other amazeballs authors. It's called Curved Lines, and features tattooed bad boys and luscious, curvy ladies. This fantastic collection will be hitting the cyber shelves on July 22nd, and you can pre-order it at IBooks and Kobo right now. Amazon and the rest will be available soon! You can learn a little more about the individual stories and drool over all of our inspirational pics on our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/CurvedLines/

My contribution to the set is K(inky) Curves. It' takes place in my Kinky Chronicles universe, so those who've read the series will recognize some faces and meet some new ones. There's the usual kinky fun times this series is known for. And yes, unicorn sex. It's happening, people. I wouldn't tease you like that and not deliver the goods. You'll just have to read the story when it comes out to see how it goes down. *insert evil author laugh* Oh hey, want to check out some of the inspiration I'm using for the book? My Pinterest board is the place to be, man. Eye candy and music. No unicorn sex, though. I know, DISAPPOINTING. Meanwhile, let me distract you with a little peek at the blurb.

Charlie Cross is the reigning queen of dirty talk. As a phone sex operator, she’s fielded every kink and fetish in the book. Nothing fazes her. Okay, not entirely true. There’s one client who’s gotten under her skin. Grady. He’s dangerously close to peeling back the layers she’s worked so hard to keep hidden. And the last thing she needs is for him to discover the truth—how completely imperfect she is.

Grady The Grinder Montana. With a name like that he must be a stripper, right? Guilty as charged. He’s damn good at it too. Forget moves like Jagger, his make the Benjamins rain. Women scream his name every night. On stage or in bed, the result’s the same. Not one damn bit of it matters, though. The only real thing in his life is Charlie. With her he’s only Grady. The Grinder doesn’t exist. Their relationship is uncomplicated, liberating, and...perfect.

Until the day their worlds crash together. No illusions. No safety nets. Just two damaged, dirty, perfectly imperfect people about to fall hard. Love isn’t always pretty. Sometimes it’s messy and real. And exactly what you need.

99 cent sale!

Hey, my lovelies! I'm camped out in my writing cave but I wanted to let you know about the HUGE sale I'm running on my latest Sons of Dusty Walker book, Zoe & Dylan. Only 99 cents, y'all! Yes, I might possibly have lost my mind. *side note: as if that ship hasn't already sailed* But anywho...if you haven't grabbed your copy yet make sure to do so before the 11th, since that's when it will be going back to $3.99. Also, today is the last day to score a $20 Amazon GC and my first Sons book, Dylan. To find out the deets head over to my Facebook page. But make sure to do it before the noon EST cut off. https://www.facebook.com/jodiredfordauthor/

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Dylan Walker is no stranger to challenges. Discovering he had a family he knew nothing about? Hell, piece of cake compared to his current dilemma—hustling his bride-to-be to the altar. There's zero chance of Zoe making an honest man out of him before year’s end, what with them juggling the demands of a new business and the constant hiccups foiling their upcoming nuptials. To make matters worse, their soon-to-be in-laws have become a regular fixture at the Red Creek homestead. Not exactly conducive to quality intimate time with his woman.

Solution? Whisk her away for some hot lovin’ guaranteed to set the bedsheets ablaze. Sweet talking Zoe into a little naughty nookie hooky is one thing. Persuading her to throw her wedding planner in the trash and elope instead? Not so fast, cowboy. But as the countdown to the big day draws near, Dylan and Zoe find out fate has one more surprise in store for them.

Shh! Takeover imminent...

Starting today, the fun April Fools For Love authors are taking over the world taking over the ARe Cafe!!

Fun posts with short story goodness (and badness--I have to admit, my mind went racing off into the gutter) PLUS GIVEAWAYS!

AFFL on ARE Cafe Short Stories Schedule (Note: Links will become good on the day listed.)

• May 2—Blog: Roxy Mews; Giveaway: Double Dare by Jodi Redford
  
• May 3—Blog: Me; Giveaway: When the Lights Go Out by Roxy Mews
  
• May 4—Blog: Kayleigh Malcolm; Giveaway: My Biting Serendipity
  
• May 5—Blog: Jodi Redford; Giveaway: Bottled Up by Roxy Mews
• May 6—Blog: Roxy Mews; Giveaway: Must Love Menage by Kayleigh Malcolm
  

And be sure to get your copy of ARe BESTSELLER Biting Serendipity: April Fools For Love 2015 before the price goes up May 9!

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Mummies, villainesses, and a giveaway!

So yesterday I learned some horrible news. Like, truly horrible, the end is nigh kind of news. Steel yourself...

Hollywood is doing a reboot of The Mummy. In modern day. With Tom Cruise. And presumably, no Oded Fehr.

Recreation of actual events

Eventually I wiped my bitter tears of disappointment and read the rest of the entertainment news article to further prepare myself for just how sucktastically hard the studio was going to butt f*ck one of the best—IMO—movies in history. Not a lot of details yet, but I stumbled onto one shining glimmer of hope. The mummy...is a WOMAN.


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True, I have no way of knowing if this will remotely redeem this reboot, but it’s at least triggered my interest in giving it a looksie when it comes out. Yes, I’ll admit it, I’m easily influenced when it comes to female villains. I’ve even written my fair share of them. *cough* The entire That Old Black Magic series. *cough* I’m not really sure why I’m so obsessed with the lady baddies. My secret desire for world domination and my own legion of minions? Mmmmmmaybe. >.> All I know is that the first time I saw Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman, I wanted to grow up to be her. Or at least be able to fit into that skintight suit...

What about you? Let me know your all-time favorite female villain—movie or book—then enter my Rafflecopter for any one of my ebooks that feature their own lady villain. Good luck!

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Double Dare and Report For Booty Need Your Noms!

Hey, my lovelies! So I just found out that Double Dare is up for best erotic romance-romantic comedy over at The Romance Review's Readers Choice Award. To get to the next round I have to have at least 50 nominations. Yeah, it's a hugggggge long shot. But if you'd like to shoot me a nom, just click the big blue button at the top of my book page here: http://erotic.theromancereviews.com/viewbooks.php?bookid=17428. Another one of my naughty menages is up for an award too. If you'd like to nominate Report For Booty for erotic romance-menage or more, just click the big blue button at the top of this page: http://erotic.theromancereviews.com/viewbooks.php?bookid=19926

Mason Gamble and Nash Vincent are pros at making people sweat. As former Army Rangers who run the toughest, ball-busting fitness boot camp in Michigan, they take great pride in that fact. But thanks to the knockout brunette house sitting next door, suddenly they’re the ones experiencing excess perspiration. Fortunately, the perfect opportunity to be neighborly presents itself courtesy of a package delivery snafu.

Regan Wallace has trust issues. Specifically, trusting that her best friend won’t make good on her threat to send a Strip-O-Gram for Regan’s birthday. Is it any wonder she’d jump to the wrong conclusion when two gorgeous, camo-garbed hunks land on her front doorstep? Oops. The crazy part? They don’t seem the least bit scandalized or offended by her boneheaded blunder. Judging by the sinful heat in their eyes, they’re all too happy to provide her with a little two-on-one dirty dancing. For a woman recovering from a bad breakup, fielding the interest of two sex-on-a-stick men is both surreal and exhilarating. Indulging in a three-way fling? Completely out of her comfort zone. But with her stay limited to a week, some no-strings-attached sex might be precisely what she needs to get her confidence back in stride.

None of them are prepared for the consequences of a sexy fling feeling like so much more. As Regan’s stay draws closer to an end, Mason and Nash realize there’s no way in hell they’re letting the perfect woman slip through their fingers. And when it comes to fighting for her love, there are no fitter warriors for the ultimate battle to her heart.

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A Sizzling Sweet Deal

Head's up, y'all. It's the very last day to pick up Sweet Sizzle for only 99 smackaroos. So make sure to scoop up this deal before it's gone.

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Valentine’s Day—the bane of Rory Sinclair’s existence. Hard to forgive the one holiday responsible for the single most moronic decision of her life. If it was up to her, she’d skip anything to do with cupid, but with her business partner home sick with the flu, she’s stuck delivering a bunch of cookie bouquets to a local firehouse. Who knows, maybe she’ll cure her Valentine’s Day neurosis and heat up the mattress with a hunky firefighter. Her plan of donning some edible undies and getting her freak on goes up in flames though the instant she steps through the doors of Station 5 and spots Bennet Jackson—the man responsible for her decade long Valentine’s Day boycott.

No matter how hard he’s tried, Ben has never gotten over the innocent girl he foolishly let slip between his fingers. When Rory unexpectedly crashes back into his world, he figures it’s his only shot at righting the wrongs of his past and getting her back in his bed and his life. For good. Unfortunately, she has other plans. Ones that don’t include him. He’s well aware that she has every reason to despise him, but if there’s one thing he’s up for, it’s a challenge. Because there’s no way in hell he’s losing the woman of his dreams again. And this time he’s prepared to pull out every dirty, sexy, and hotter-than-sin trick to convince her to stay.

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Valentines and a FREE ebook!

Well here we are, only 20 days away from Valentine’s Day. So naturally I took up the challenge of compiling a list of sexy offerings that go down as smooth as a 5 gallon jug of Riunite.

Jodi’s Top 5 Sexy Gift Ideas

1)    Couples massage. You can either splurge on a trip to the spa, or crank the heat up a few notches by lighting some massage candles and giving each other the sexy rub down in the comfort of your own bedroom.  Don’t forget to crack that Riunite on ice, you naughty lovebirds.

2)      For him: a Man Crate. I was particularly intrigued by the Mount Rubsmore kit. Until I realized it wasn’t what I originally assumed it was. >.>

3)      Toys. No, I’m not talking Rock ‘Em Sock ‘EM Robots and Nerf guns. Though God knows those are on my list. Nope, let’s think sexier. Maybe the OhMiBod might be in order. The vibe’s intensity syncs to the music on your IPod or other playlist. So when Justin Timberlake swears he’s gonna Rock You to the break of day, he’s not just whistling Dixie. 

4)      Erotic Poetry. Yes, even you can be a poet who didn’t know it. With the Erotic Magnetic Poetry Kit it’s easier than ever to whisper dirty sweet nothings to each other via the fridge. Just don’t be surprised if you have hard time keeping the ice cubes from melting. Which will be completely unhelpful with keeping the Riunite chilled.

5)      Sexy Board Games. You too can be a BedroomRockstar! Or maybe you'd be more into in a wild game of BedroomBaseball! Ball and bat sold separately…

Speaking of bedroom rockstars, I just put Kissin’ Hell free at all online retailers. So make sure to grab your copy!

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Gearing Up to Make Fools of Ourselves in 2016

There are only a few days left in the year, and I think most of us are wondering where the hell the time went.

I just got used to writing 2015 on my documents. At least it's going to be easy to draw a little line and make that 5 a 6. The 2014 to 2015 transition was a bitch.

The Lust With a Laugh crew tried something new this year and put out a collection of stories. While everyone is coming down from a holiday high and wondering where the rest of that pie went, we are gearing up for our favorite holiday... April Fool's Day!

Once again the Lusty Linguists (and a few of our friends) are going to get you some stories to read that will make you smile, make you squirm, and might just give you a few ideas for your own April Fool's Day pranks.

We will be releasing ALL NEW stories for mass consumption on April 1st 2016. No Foolin'! (see what I did there?)

As the lineup is finalized you can check back on our group website for the new books, and ordering details!

Find it all at...

 AprilFoolsForLove.com

As 2015 is ending, I think most of us look at what we've done and where we're going. 

Sometimes the trip down memory lane is more fun than others. Sometimes you have epic freakouts about deadlines, and other times you are googling where to buy flounder paddles.

The Lusty Linguists want to remind you that it's always an easier journey when you can smile. We hope that we've brought you a few of those this year, and look forward to bringing you more in 2016. 

A gift for you! $50 egift card grand prize

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If you're like me, this is an insanely busy season. Those hams and turkeys don't baste themselves. The gifts don't magically wrap each other, and it is a sad truth that the Decorator Elves exist only in fairy tales.

You do all that. You work hard during the holidays, making November and December a romantic, magical, fun, and warm family time.

But who makes the holidays sparkle and sizzle for you?

We'd like to help. A dozen authors are banding together to host a bash with 12 Days of 99c Ebooks--with a grand prize $50 Amazon/BN egift cerificate! December 1-12. Treat yourself right this holiday season.

Making the holidays romantic and sexy are New York Times bestselling author Jayne Rylon, New York Times bestselling author Izzy Szyn, bestselling author Jodi Redford, and the awesome Roxy Mews.

Making the holidays magical are international bestselling author Michelle Diener, and the wonderful Elle J Rossi and S.C. Mitchell.

Making the holidays fun are bestselling author Zoe Dawson, me, and the always-hilarious SL Carpenter.

Making the holidays heartwarming are USA Today bestselling author Edie Ramer, USA Today bestselling author Dale Mayer, and Amazon bestselling author Leigh Morgan.

Hope you'll join us for your gift of a little extra warmth this holidays!

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Starting tomorrow, Beauty Bites is only 99c! for a limited time. Ebooks make great lightweight stocking stuffers, just sayin' ;)

Beauty Bites (Biting Love Book 6)

Beauty is skin deep…but the beast goes all the way.

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When top Minneapolis ad man Ric Holiday is asked to design a campaign for a quaint little town, his first reaction is absolutely not. Meiers Corners is too near Chicago, home of the vampire who turned him as an orphaned boy.

Then the city sends an angel-faced med student with a body made for sin to plead their case. Synnove Byornsson is the ray of sunshine Ric hasn’t felt since he was human.

Armed with determination and a micro miniskirt, Synnove is prepared to crash Holiday’s penthouse cocktail party—and to dislike him on sight. But Mr. All-Style-No-Substance turns out to have a deadly smile, a barely restrained, feral strength, and piercing blue eyes that look at her—not at her cleavage.

Unfortunately Synnove has competition in the form of a sly temptress with a counterproposal. For the first time in her life, Synnove must cash in her genetic lottery ticket and fire back with some sizzle of her own—or her beloved Meiers Corners could become the new Sin City.

Warning: Contains a doctor with a bod for sin, an ad exec with a chip on his shoulder, sarcasm, sex, and a cabin full of annoying friends. Secrets are revealed. One heart-stopping, horrific moment leads to the ultimate of happily-ever-afters.
**Guilty Pleasures A True Gem; Blackraven's Reviews Recommended Read, Harlie's Book Reviews Recommended Read; RT Reviews 4-Star review

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Get Hammered!

Heh. Not that kind of hammered. Although, now that I think about it, it is a Monday and I'm sweating through another deadline. Margarita Happy Hour sounds pretty damn good right about now. >.> But in this case I'm talking about Hunks, Hammers, and Happily Ever Afters. Remember that hot lumberjack book I was talking about several months ago? The one with this theme song? Well, now you can get your hot little hands on it, along with the six other fabulous stories in the box set. All for the stupendously low price of 99 CENTS. But you'll want to grab it soon. That price will be going up AND the set is available for a limited time.

An anthology of novellas about hunky blue collar, hammer wielding heroes and the women who tame them. Stories are by USA Today Bestselling Authors Cari Quinn, Cathy Clamp, Anna J. Stewart, and featuring authors Jodi Redford, Amie Stuart, Leah Braemel, and Chudney Thomas.

Get down and dirty with this sexy blue collar bundle featuring seven original contemporary romance novellas that range from sweet to sizzling. 

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Read on for an exclusive excerpt from Knotty Magic...

Frisky Business & a Perfect SALE!

Every once in a while there are characters who are extra vocal about getting their stories told. For those of you who've read my Kinky Chronicles series up to this point, you're probably not too surprised to know Jane falls into that category. She's completely shameless and in no way timid when it comes to speaking her mind. As for her hero, Jack...well, he's not exactly shy either. Guess that comes with the territory when you're a former gigolo. These two have been dancing around each other, taunting me with their sparky love/hate backstory. Which only means one thing...

Time to give the stubborn jerks some featured page time. Coming 1/7/2016:

                                                                         Frisky Business
                                                                  
                                                                 Kinky Chronicles, Book 3

The best way to get over a man? Get your kink on with another. And Jane Campbell knows the perfect escort agency to get the job done.

As the owner of Hunks for Hire, Jack Brewster is used to the raunchy requests that land in his inbox. Bondage and blindfolds? Par for the course. But Jane’s email whispers a wicked enticement. A sane man would delete the message. Or send his best escort to the date armed with a steel cup. Only problem? The thought of Jane naked and bound beneath any guy but him is like a knife in Jack’s gut.

He doesn’t do commitments. And he sure as hell doesn’t do love and Happily Ever Afters. He was a fool before in that regard. Never again. But he can indulge in a taste. Then he’ll walk away from Jane. For good.

But eating forbidden fruit has its addictive consequences, and two stubbornly anti-love sinners are about to take the biggest fall of them all.

Warning: This book contains an irredeemable bad girl, an ex-gigolo who can give the Kama Sutra some pointers, and a sweet, dirty, and thoroughly complicated love story long overdue.

Pre-order available now:
 

Haven't read the first book in the series yet? Well, ya got no excuse since I just put Perfect Chemistry on sale. You can scoop it up for 99 cents until this weekend.


And because my kinky geeks love bad chemistry puns as much as I do...

 

The Eccentric Side of Ebay

So I know this will come as a huge shock to y’all, but sometimes I enjoy randomly browsing Ebay for weird shit eccentric collectibles. So without future ado, I present my Top Ten list of Bat-Shit Bizarre Future Cherished Family Heirlooms. 

1)      A kitchen sponge that looks like a sandwich. AKA, bologna with a side of salmonella. YUM. http://www.ebay.com/itm/ThumbsUp-Homade-SANSPO-Sandwich-Multipurpose-Cleaning-Sponge-/320949194267  

2)      Moose poop earrings. http://www.ebay.com/itm/PP1-1-Real-MOOSE-POOP-doo-doo-nugget-Silver-earrings-jewelry-WEIRD-funny-gift-/3911493 I wonder if they went to Jared for those?

3)      Giant Bigfoot tooth http://www.ebay.com/itm/GIANT-BIGFOOT-TOOTH-100-REAL-SIDESHOW-GAFF-MUMMIFIED-FREAK-ODD-TAXIDERMY-MYTH-/301734677183?hash=item4640c9cabf The dentist who extracted that wisdom tooth must have balls of steel. Or least he used to, before that sasquatch ripped them off.

4)      Inflatable dick suit http://www.ebay.com/itm/Tricky-Dick-inflatible-Halloween-party-trick-or-treat-Mardigra-costume-gay-int-/221862680011 Because nothing says Life of the Party like an inflatable shlong john. 

5)      Whatever the hell this is http://www.ebay.com/itm/WEIRD-CIRCUS-MAN-Vintage-Photo-Animal-ODD-STRANGE-Cart-Pic-Image-BW-Bizarre-R91-/301737480853 Were hippo-driven carts really the preferred mode of transportation in days of yore? And why is this no longer an option? Was there a hippo strike? WHY ISN’T THIS IN THE HISTORY BOOKS?!?

6)      Finger hands http://www.ebay.com/itm/FINGER-HANDS-Novelty-Joke-SILLY-CRAZY-GOOFY-STUFF-Time-on-your-Hands-WEIRD-/351381663373 When you're really looking to impress your friends with your epic Jazz Hands routine.

 

7)      Mr. Bacon bendable action figure http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mr-Bacon-Bendable-Action-Figure-Unique-Gift-Novelty-Toy-Kitsch-Weird-Gag-Funny-/111155952429 Full disclosure--I really want one of these.

8)      Vintage butt tissue dispenser http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-BUTT-Tissue-Dispenser-Weird-Ass-Bathroom-fixture-Strange-Bizarre-Rare-/321815042271 Yeah, no commentary necessary.

9)      Mummified centaur fetus http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mummified-Fetal-Centaur-Oddity-Gaff-Strange-Weird-Mythical-Being-/400993217728 Sounds legit.

10)   jockstrap for your highballs http://www.ebay.com/itm/PAIR-OF-WEIRD-HIGHBALL-HOLDERS-MINIATURE-JOCK-STRAPS-THAT-SAY-FOR-YOUR-HIGHBALL-/191239713276?hash=item2c86c671fc All I've got to say is I hope they're not used jockstraps.

And there you have it! Convienant one-stop shopping for all your Christmas needs. I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that I have a sorta recent release. Not new, since it’s a box set of 4 of my Red Hot titles, but if you’re looking for a hot bundle at a discounted price, then check it out. This one will be around only for a limited time. Mr. Bacon bendable action figure sold separately.

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